Reviewed by: Lionel , Shoots in the 80s, from Chicago

Summary:
Worst course I've ever played. This is a Cook County Forest Preserve course, and that's not a good thing. Short. Bland. No sand. Tee boxes are either driving range mats or something that looks like a welcome mat from a house. Ridiculous layout on some holes (i.e. The 3rd is an easily reachable dogleg right par-4 but you risk beheading anyone on the 2nd green). Un-watered fairways that flood from heavy rains have the texture of a brillo pad. The greens were actually in OK shape, albiet slow.

Customer Service:
How does a golf course run out of pencils?